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It is odd that the Obamas take advantage of every photo op moment....but

there is never a picture of them attending church on Sunday like we have

seen of previous Presidents.

Thought you might be interested in this information from the White House.

This isn't a rumor; this is a fact.

We have a friend at church who is a very talented artist. For several

years she, among many others, has painted ornaments to be hung on the

various White House Christmas trees.… Continue

Let me see if I understand all this....




IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS OF HARD
LABOR!


IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY!


BUT IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET A DRIVERS LICENSE,
SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE, FOOD STAMPS, AND FREE HEALTH CARE?


I guess I still don't understand...

TWO DIFFERENT DOCTORS' OFFICES



Boy, if this doesn't hit the nail on the head, I don't know what does!



Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.



The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.



The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then… Continue

don't care what party you support these are funny and kinda scary



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> These are all new comments from our elected representatives. One is now a Cabinet Secretary.

> God help us cause this bunch is not smart enough to wipe their own bums.

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Excerpts From a DC Airline Ticket Agent





A DC airport ticket… Continue

THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.

OUTSTANDING!





Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, Obama supporters, et al:



We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations,… Continue

What a profound short little paragraph

"You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it… Continue

FROM THE FIRST BOOK OF DEMOCRAT





PSALM 2008-2012







OBAMA IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WANT.



HE LEADETH ME BESIDE THE STILL FACTORIES.



HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.



HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.

YEA, THOUGH I WALK THRU THE VALLEY OF THE BREAD LINE,





I SHALL NOT GO HUNGRY.



OBAMA HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES.



MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY… Continue

All of this is good, and the last lines are the best. Let's all TRY to remember this as the elections of 2010 are drawing near. And for sure in 2012!



Not long ago I read a joke... It said all the politicians running for president are promising change to the American people. We send them billions and billions of tax dollars and they send us the change.



Funny? Not really; there is too much truth in it to be funny.



But that got me to thinking... They all promise… Continue

I can only wonder what wondrous feats of common sense Sheriff Joe would attain as President of the U.S.!!





You may have read this before...but the ending is new.





Subject: SHERIFF JOE IS AT IT AGAIN!

You all remember Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Arizona , who painted the jail cells pink and made the inmates wear pink prison garb. Well.........



SHERIFF JOE IS AT IT AGAIN!



Oh, there's MUCH more to know about Sheriff Joe!



Maricopa… Continue

During the initial space flights, Nasa discovered that biro pens didn’t work under zero gravity conditions. To beat the problem, Nasa spent 6 years and $2 million in designing a pen for use in space. The pen would work under zero gravity conditions due to the pressurized ink inside, it would work under sub zero conditions, underwater, on glass and virtually any surface known to man. The Russians used a pencil.

Doctors vs Gun owners



Doctors

(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.

(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.

(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 17.1%. Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services.



Now think about this: Guns:

(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. (Yes, that's 80 million)

(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.

(C)… Continue

A peek into the future.





HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029



Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California .



White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.



Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.





Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.



Couple… Continue